When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
Get the Michigan Purple Cowmug. When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.
At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!
by Eileen Michelle March 3, 2015
Get the comfort cow syndromemug. by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023
Get the Milking A Dry Cowmug. 
Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
by bindy havanah December 23, 2008
Get the mad cow diseasemug. by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
Get the Gettin the cow for freemug. A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
by rider35 March 2, 2021
Get the Lemon Cow Momentmug.