An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
Get the Ella’s sex storymug. : the subjective interpretation (a story) of someone's behavior (that may or may not be true) that is used to blame, criticize or otherwise target them as the cause of something
I have nothing to say about your story-blame comments that I drank too much and was flirting with everyone because the facts are, I had one beer and I didn't flirt with anyone.
by MOLove1966 March 14, 2021
Get the story-blamemug. someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.
Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023
Get the story-shootingmug. Hi, my name is Tasha. And my bullies r Mina, lizzy, and Davielle. I was in school and I was late. They saw me and giggled. And forcefully made one of the students beside them point at me. The teacher saw, and polity asked me to sit down. So I sat, and waited patiently to get the supplies for the class.. Mina tried to push me out the chair. But I kept scooting from her. But sadly I forgot there was another mean person behind me named Lana. And she cut the back of my hair...
This is just a story . But stop bullying, it could help the world become a little better than what it is now
by Ali Wonderland_! April 1, 2022
Get the Just a storymug. sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)
he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
Get the Short Story Schlongmug. Part 2 - Kyla's sex story ;)
From her feet he went up to the lips of her pretty pink pussy, teasing her with kisses after finally teasing her enough he started fingering her, "uhhh, right there daddy" Kyla moaned with pleasure. After Aaron was finally satisfied of teasing her he dove straight into her throbbing wet pussy and ate her out. "NGHHH THAT'S THE SPOT", Kyla exclaimed, screaming so loud the neighbours could hear. They then went into 69 and ate each other out moaning so loud the whole neighbourhood probably heard.
After indulging in may sex positions they finally finished many rounds of excellent sex and the sheets were covered in cum. During the last and final round of sex, Aaron shoved his dick straight into Kyla's throbbing vagina penetrating her and making her cum onto his dick. He railed her so hard the orgasms she had made her shake tremendously as she released her warm, sticky cum from her pussy after all their cum was slurped up and they finished eating each other out the sheets were covered in the sticky liquid they both released and they were both drained from the most amazing sex story ever produced.
Hope this made you cum you horny biatch ;)
From her feet he went up to the lips of her pretty pink pussy, teasing her with kisses after finally teasing her enough he started fingering her, "uhhh, right there daddy" Kyla moaned with pleasure. After Aaron was finally satisfied of teasing her he dove straight into her throbbing wet pussy and ate her out. "NGHHH THAT'S THE SPOT", Kyla exclaimed, screaming so loud the neighbours could hear. They then went into 69 and ate each other out moaning so loud the whole neighbourhood probably heard.
After indulging in may sex positions they finally finished many rounds of excellent sex and the sheets were covered in cum. During the last and final round of sex, Aaron shoved his dick straight into Kyla's throbbing vagina penetrating her and making her cum onto his dick. He railed her so hard the orgasms she had made her shake tremendously as she released her warm, sticky cum from her pussy after all their cum was slurped up and they finished eating each other out the sheets were covered in the sticky liquid they both released and they were both drained from the most amazing sex story ever produced.
Hope this made you cum you horny biatch ;)
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
Get the Sex Storymug.