dead thing

noun
1. something that is dead
2. fortnite

i turned the light on and off with my epileptic friend and now he is a dead thing

by MrJameyJam January 27, 2022

Truck things

When your wife invites her friends over and you land yourself an unexpected fiveway

The girls are coming around tonight

Thats OK, I'll just do truck things.

by Drcalloway March 4, 2021

Frank things

When someone is doing "Frank things" it refers to the act of guzzling cum.

Last night got a little crazy at the sperm bank and I ended up doing Frank things

by Mmfishy June 30, 2025

The thing

The thing has become a popular term used to describe when a man gets "boner". The term became popular during the summer of 2022 and used mostly in the Toronto area.

"When he saw his wife he got the thing"

by Thehiddenone34 October 8, 2022

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

Things

When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.

Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!

Person 2: It's one thing.

Person1:Yeah, I know.

Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.

by BowserFromSonic July 16, 2019

That’s my favorite thing about you

When someone tells you this, this means that they care about you and that they really appreciate that certain thing about you. cherish the people who say those and make sure you say something nice back;)

“I like to make people laugh”- You
“You know what, that’s my favorite thing about you”-him/her

by naturevalleygirl June 4, 2019