Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...
by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
by BionicNoob November 07, 2019
by GirlSkater April 07, 2004
by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003
A very special person, someone you've probley promised to be there best friend/ daughters boyfriend for over a period of time(or ever). Promised them yu would stop by and say hi when yur about 17 yrs old. A "Bestfriend" is also a very caring person who loves to make chicken pot-pie tht is delicious, when ever yu have a "bestfriend" remember to keep them close to yu and know tht they are always nice and generous no matter wat and if yu say i love you to a family member on the phone or in person maybe yu can get brownie points which are very important
by Your Bestfriend/Chicken pot-pie eater, Tayler May 21, 2008
A song by the Black Eyed Peas, in which mainly Fergie does the vocals. (no surprise there!)
The song was written by Fergie after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Hence the reference to "lumps" as in, get a mamogram every month to check for lumps.
All proceeds will be sent to the Cancer fund.
Please pray for Fergie, bless her soul and her humps.
The song was written by Fergie after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Hence the reference to "lumps" as in, get a mamogram every month to check for lumps.
All proceeds will be sent to the Cancer fund.
Please pray for Fergie, bless her soul and her humps.
by FergieHasCancer November 12, 2005
by Nizzle-T March 24, 2009