my dog ate my homework

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...
by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017
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My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳
by BionicNoob November 07, 2019
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my salsa

eminems "Next song". apparently, from D12 ft. Eminem - My Band.
My salsa makes all the girl take off their pants, my sal sa sla sa sal sal sal salsa. My salsa!
by GirlSkater April 07, 2004
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my bag

"Oh that was your beer I just spilled? My bag."
by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003
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My Bestfriend

A very special person, someone you've probley promised to be there best friend/ daughters boyfriend for over a period of time(or ever). Promised them yu would stop by and say hi when yur about 17 yrs old. A "Bestfriend" is also a very caring person who loves to make chicken pot-pie tht is delicious, when ever yu have a "bestfriend" remember to keep them close to yu and know tht they are always nice and generous no matter wat and if yu say i love you to a family member on the phone or in person maybe yu can get brownie points which are very important
Ex. Tia-Rose's mom is and always will be my bestfriend.
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My humps

A song by the Black Eyed Peas, in which mainly Fergie does the vocals. (no surprise there!)

The song was written by Fergie after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Hence the reference to "lumps" as in, get a mamogram every month to check for lumps.

All proceeds will be sent to the Cancer fund.

Please pray for Fergie, bless her soul and her humps.
by FergieHasCancer November 12, 2005
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My Girl

When refering to a friends girl as your own, just to piss him off
Hey, check it out...Patryk just showed up with My Girl. How's My Girl doing, Patryk?
by Nizzle-T March 24, 2009
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