Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.

Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!

by BreakfastTreat February 28, 2014

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morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 05, 2011

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Friday Morning

The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".

*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.

by thapresident711 January 26, 2011

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good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 07, 2018

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