Minecraft

THE game that makes everyone blind you may ask why cause it's MADE OUT OF FUCKING BLOCKS FOR GOD SAKES GET aBRAIN ohhh wait I forgot theirs no brains in minecraft only hearts that's why we live for. Short time

dad. You need to stop playing minecraft

Son. Why daddy
Dad. Cause you'll lose your brain
Son. Why
Dad. YOU IDIOT CAUSE THEIRS ONLY HEARTS

by June 02, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is a blocky game that kids play. You can bild, kill, fight, die, and bild. You can play with your Fred’s and trap your Fred’s.

“Minecraft is cool”

by robeuyhd March 17, 2023

Minecraft

A game where you have to mine and craft

I am shitting minecraft

by April 19, 2022

Minecraft

A place where happiness is unstoppable

Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"

by Klojhgfcvbn June 03, 2022

minecraft

an interesting game that you must play, minecraft worlds are all made by blocks.

"what is the funniest game?"
"minecraft"

by yoyo_the_mcg_a_m_e_r January 05, 2023

Minecraft

the game where i found otherside out of a dungeon chest yesterday

OMG I FOUND OTHERSIDE OUT OF DUNGEON CHEST IN MINECRAFT 3.1% CHANCE!!!

by amogussus March 16, 2022

minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.

I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass

by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023