mike sano

Mike sano, is a person with no IQ. His penis size is never over 4cms and dates girl 20 times under his age. He also like to pretend to be a girl and walk in the girls bathrooms.

Ugh you are so a Mike sano

by Travis spoon May 11, 2018

killa mike

a killa mike is a guy who's dick is so big its hurts the girl he's having sex with or "kills her"...mike is just a common name so that's why we started using it...this is a common saying in western michigan

i heard her screaming all last night from the basement....must've been killa mike

by bam10 June 15, 2009

Mike Marshall

He is a fat ass and a horrible friend.

Mike Marshall fucked me over.

by ergsyan August 21, 2013

Mike Stone

An old perverted fuck.

"That girl is cute"

"She's 12 you Mike Stone"

by Scootguy123 January 21, 2018

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

Money Mike

A Money Mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. A Money Mike usually also has a "weak chin" or no chin at all.

John: "Remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?"
Tanner: "Ya, he was trash."
Jake: "That Kid was such a Money Mike."

by bigblacknigga3000000 October 7, 2016

Sailor Mike

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).

Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)

by redddrose November 10, 2011