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Mike Marshall

He is a fat ass and a horrible friend.
by ergsyan August 21, 2013
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Mike Stone

"That girl is cute"

"She's 12 you Mike Stone"
by Scootguy123 January 21, 2018
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fatty mike

A teenage boy or man who isn't fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
Fatty mikes are usually straight, but have EXTREMELY feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend's YM & Cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
See also metrosexual.
HA!HA! Fatty Mike shaves his legs!
by anherotaylor August 14, 2007
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mike sano

Mike sano, is a person with no IQ. His penis size is never over 4cms and dates girl 20 times under his age. He also like to pretend to be a girl and walk in the girls bathrooms.
by Travis spoon May 11, 2018
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Money Mike

A Money Mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. A Money Mike usually also has a "weak chin" or no chin at all.
John: "Remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?"
Tanner: "Ya, he was trash."
Jake: "That Kid was such a Money Mike."
by bigblacknigga3000000 October 7, 2016
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mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.
by mike tooley August 18, 2003
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Sailor Mike

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).
Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)
by redddrose November 10, 2011
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