mexican pony

A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.

Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.

by notamexican October 16, 2008

Mexican Mattress

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

by The Dragon Lung January 11, 2009

Mexican iceburg

A beverage created when one ejaculates into a container of beer (preferably Mexican beer), causing bits to float on top.

Last night Jim made a Mexican iceburg for his girlfriend, it's her favorite drink.

by The Notorious SJKJ April 26, 2010

Mexican Shocker

A sexual act involving rubbing raw chili's all over your hands, and performing a shocker on a willing (or unwilling) participant.

I've had the clap before but nothing burns worse than a Mexican shocker!

by timbuc2 August 9, 2010

mexican fingerbang

When you eat jalapenos and have the juice on your hands and then fingerbang your woman.

Joey made some nachos with jalapenos on them and then he gave me the mexican fingerbang! Ouch.

by yourmom13 January 15, 2011

Mexican chili dog

To shit on a woman's boobs and then tity fuck her

Hey Dad can I get the Mexican chili dog

by Justin Beiber. The true April 12, 2011

Mexican Butt-fuck

A drink made up of Half Red-wine and half Jose Cuervo. The usual after effects the following day are excessive diarrhea and burning of the anus.

friend: so how was that mexican butt-fuck last night?
you: i now know why they call it that...

by pueblo sanfrio May 3, 2011