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A widely known torture tactic used by schools, parents, workplaces, etc

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
"Today I was tortured. I had math class."
by hype train January 22, 2017
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The Geography of Singapore Math

Communities and countries (or schools and states) around the globe with the highest and lowest levels of adoption of the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it—which incorporates the best methodologies and pedagogies from both the East and the West—with some demographic or racial groups more receptive to embracing this alien math program than others.
The geography of Singapore math reveals a strong support among American homeschoolers and white middle-class families, who order tens of thousands of math titles every year from the “fine” city-state.
by Numerati April 7, 2025
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Math

Short for
(M)ental (A)buse (T)o (H)umans
gets worse everytime and its fucking annoying
a math PROBLEM
by notawikipediaeditor November 30, 2022
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maths

friend: what did you get in that maths test?
me: ...
by zxxrrxx January 25, 2022
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Math Etc.

A period of time that two friends allocate for doing homework together but that they use for discussing their (usually failing) love lives
"You up for some Math Etc. later? I've got Calc to do and she stood me up again today."
by Plymike I February 11, 2017
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math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why
Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.
by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018
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The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.
In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.
by Numerati January 31, 2025
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