March 13

Get in a bitch fight with the hoe of the school.

Hoe: walking in the hallway talking to 100 boys
Person: get’s in a bitch fight

Hoe: takes the L

Why: because it’s march 13 and nobody likes you

by hoosier_daddy March 8, 2023

March 28

Its a international good Day be happy and smile

Be happy today it is march 28!

by Yeetimacow February 11, 2020

March 8th

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 8th just go around the hall or class and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 7, 2022

March 22nd

National cuddle with your best friend day gay or not you got to cuddle

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021

march 12

go get a dog day!!

go get a dog on march 12

by diamonds lover March 11, 2021

March 12

This is a day to celebrate drama queens.

It’s March 12th let me go text the biggest drama queen I know!

by CEOofNationalDays March 12, 2021

March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022