tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

drying machine

also known as dryer, or clothes dryer, or clothes drying machine

The drying machine made my clothes nice and toasty

by desik November 15, 2023

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

by subway572572 December 3, 2023

dirty machine

Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.

Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2

Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE

by Derrttty cack 707 April 30, 2021

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.

If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020