turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

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muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 June 5, 2011

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Related Words

muffstache • muffstang • muffsaddle • Muffscuffle • Muffshart • muffshot • muffshroom • Muffstash • Muffstuff • muffsaraggin

muff bag

very small skimpy panties/thongs

That's a hot little muff bag she has on!

by yachtdog December 15, 2008

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muffhole

An armpit, usually hairy, on a female.

Get rid of your muffhole odor!

by Leon Davids June 8, 2007

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muffstache

When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.

"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."

by redcore September 17, 2007

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Muff Muff is used when you have a crush on someone and you don't want them to know because they have a girlfriend who happens to be one of your friends, so you need a disguise name for them and "way moo moo" is used when they are looking or acting really sexy.

"Hey did you here that Muff Muff was coming tonight? You'll probably think he is way moo moo" "Muff Muff way moo moo, bessst freeiiinn"

by GuavaLady March 8, 2009

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