local celebrity

The single greatest human being to ever walk this earth. Besides Jesus Christ.

To be a local celebrity one must possess the know-how and the location to succeed as a singer/songwriter.

by Cleave Cleave May 14, 2006

Logan's run

im talking down town brown vulcanic diahorrea. the process of getting from your desk to the toilet whilst experiencing bubbly vulcanic diahorrea.

hes going the distance
hes going for speed
hes all alone
in a time of logan need
because he was
racing and pacing and plotting his course
to try stop the brown stuff from running on his shorts.
to the tune of cake going the distance, logan's run

by Logans January 30, 2007

Logan Twp.

A phenomenal town to raise kids in. Low taxes, great neighborhood, excellent school system, still close yet far enough away from the city of Philadephia.

Logan Twp. is the best forget about the rest!

by Kzcefhtryieo June 21, 2008

street legal

Used to define a computer that is free of warez (retail software or shareware not purchased by the user), other illegal downloaded material (such as music, movies, etc. that were not originally purchased by the user.).

If I had more money, I could get all this cracked software off my computer and make it street legal so I don't have to worry about the RIAA busting down my door.

by NijimaSan October 26, 2004

Logan's run

It is what Jaclyn Logan xp manager dose to you when place on a development action plan

If you miss phone goal at Convergys

by Thors hammer December 20, 2004

legal

Your 16th birthday....or so they say!

Mary:" yay, its my birthday today!"

Joe: "how old are you now?"

Mary: "sixteen"

Joe: "Your legal!"

by pogostick October 26, 2004

legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.

Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike December 25, 2004