Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 20, 2022
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 20, 2025
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logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
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So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
by KelSuzyQ March 26, 2022
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Anna Log

Whenever a girl named Anna leaves a log, it is referred to as an Anna Log.
"Anna left one too many Anna Logs in the toilet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023
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Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex
Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
by Log rider January 02, 2025
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