Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 13, 2023

Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022

Pass the Log

Pushing a shit form your butthole into another persons butthole

Ayo bro pass the log

by Zack Zack Heart Attack January 20, 2022

Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.

"Orange Daddy whipped out the Log Chain"

by JasonAldong September 2, 2014

Get your log on

Signing on to the internet

"get your log on and hit me up on myspace"

by Dj Bustle July 11, 2008

barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 2, 2020

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 3, 2018