Jordan

Means Nigga. Derives from TIK TOK

Travis: "What's good my Jordan?"
Cameron: "You're fucking gay dude. No one says that."

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.

Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do

by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021

Jordan

Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.

Friend: who’s Jordan?

Me: don’t even get me started..

by GIDDY UP BITCH April 7, 2019

Jordan

The worst person ever i hate you so much for spoiling Made In Abyss i hope you die so much

Fuck jordan she a bitch

by Larry From Vegetales July 9, 2021

Jordan

A very large penis

Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants

by Penilicker90000 March 5, 2020

Jordan Page

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME BITCHES ALSO HE PROLLY SMOKES HELLA TREE

Jordan Page is a total stoner man

by Pickles7692 April 25, 2022

Jordan 1s

Shoes by Michael Jordan (Basketball player) That are extremely popular these days. Known to literally make your foot bleed, says Jordan himself. He wore it to a game and his foot was so bloody. But their super cold and really nice to wear

"Did you see Michael Jordan after he wore those Jordan 1s
"Lol yeah his feet were red

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom April 28, 2023