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A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.
Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !

Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!
by starneisha lemon March 10, 2019
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Jordan is an absolute mad lad, he is extremely good looking, a sex machine and an allround a great person.
by Flippin55 March 12, 2019
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Jordan

A down to earth twaker from the country south twack pack. He is understanding and has a good heart. He sticks up for those he cares about and loves to tweak on bikes and sound systems. He enjoys fishing and spending his moments trying to be positive and happy for no one but himself. He is a troubled soul with many struggles and pain on his shoulders but strong willed

with a huge heart and hes smarter than he leads on to be. Dont let him fool you. He knows he is destined to be great. He is funny and a smidge of a Dick sometimes but all around a very good person to call your friend.
Jordan is the one guy who wears captain potato capes at your local party.
by Thisisforgiggles March 14, 2019
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Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!
Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner
by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018
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Jordan is a guy who is fucking not appealing to anyone! He is kinda weird but Megan is PERFECT for him because they are both pretty weird. They ALWAYS make out. It’s the cutest relationship ever and everyone ships it and they hate that. They both flirt SO much but they hate to admit that. They also fight ALL the time because Megan loves fighting and arguing with everyone saying she doesn’t.
Jordan and Megan are perfect for each other!
by #JordanAndMeganForever December 12, 2018
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Jordanism

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing
by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018
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lil jordan

Lil Jordan is the most gangster person alive. It would be hard to find someone with more of a hood background. You want him on your side in a fight
Friend: Let’s go fight those jerks.

You: No way bro, they look like lil Jordan’s
by Hawksfan619 January 1, 2019
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