Jordan O

Jordan is nice, pretty, funny, and amazing

“Omg I love Jordan O so much”

by Bfhhx June 10, 2022

jordan

The sexiest on the planet earth and has the 10-inch punisher and already has six females

jordan is sexy

by Jordan the Sexy man May 2, 2019

Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.

Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"

by Fanum tax November 20, 2023

shamar jordan cassonva

a hot black person who fat asf n i love w my heart

shamar jordan cassonva go eat ur chicken tenders and kool aid u lil black man!

by yo wsg i love boys June 1, 2022

Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.

Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.

by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020

Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him

Damn nigga you can never be like jordan

by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021

Jordan

Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.

Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.

by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024