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JOE WOOLLIN

Big weirdo. He sold his soul to phantom forces because he's spent the past year continuously playing it and has even shit in buckets so he doesn't get distracted from his playing. The kids that used to farm bee swarm simulator for him now grind phantom forces xp when he sleeps however he usually uses coffee for energy. He also loves to make loud sounds and tends to do it a lot. Unfortunately, Joe has become even more mentally unstable since his uncle Ching died after he overdosed on rice.
Perosn 1: Is that Joe woollin?
Person 2: no he's playing phantom forces
Person 1: oh yeah it's just a frog nevermind
by TheBINBAG June 23, 2021
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Sexy Joe

The person at anime conventions who breaks the rules (often by flashing people) resulting in the person being chased around by security guards while people take pictures.

Originated from the comic "Dramacon" by Svetlana Chmakova.
I hope we get to see a Sexy Joe at Comic-con!
by Mio-naa February 16, 2010
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Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.
by Blake Boren October 8, 2019
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rocket joe's

The 'final frontier' pizza shack down in the Lower East Side, peopled predominantly by crazies and drunks.
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
C: So wasted, so hungry...let's get pizza..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
by RCthulhu December 24, 2013
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Joe Lieden

Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era
Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us

Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 1, 2022
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JOE WOOLLIN

Massive nonce and he's proper weird but not as weird as he was. He has weak shins and tend to cry when ketchup is near him. He likes to call me mummy as he still has a mental age of a two year old but is 12. However he still has to go to bed at 7:00 Pm
Hey
Joe Woollin
EWWWWWW DIE JOE
by Frank the Flower June 29, 2020
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The Joe Hughes

The Joe Hughes is a sex position with male standing or sitting with both hands behind his head
by RC Bill Gates March 21, 2019
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