Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024

Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind

All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person

by Mtg187 September 18, 2022

Dirt

An all purpose profanity, shortened version of dirtay

You are Dirt, stupid asshole!

You are THE dirt, awesome buddy!

My shoe blew up?!!? Dirt that.

by EliseIsBored October 3, 2007

sticky dirt bomb

when you fart after ejaculation into the rectum and the semen seeps out

Adam: Yo Brain, I just heard that Sharon dropped a sticky dirt bomb on her way to work, is she okay?
Brain: *sigh* I'm not sure

by thanos clap May 15, 2020

Pocatello Dirt

Blown in from somewhere else. Like the people. Not from the area, but tied to it. Chief Pocatello himself called it "wandering earth." It tied his people to the land. later, the European settlers found it hard to leave. It's the reason Pocatello gets into your sole. Like the dirt, you're not from here, but you are meant to be here.

Don't leave town without taking some Pocatello Dirt! Otherwise, You'll be back

by Idaho Legend August 6, 2025

Dirt Pickle

A Dirt Pickle is a blunt cause it's beautiful green wrapped in brown.

"Are you going to Alex' for the smoke sesh?"
"Nah all Alex smokes is Dirt Pickles I'm not trying to get addicted to nic."

by homelessgirlsummer2024 June 7, 2024

Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.

Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."

by LDS14 May 25, 2018