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Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”
by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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Hook Shot

A wild, lucky shot that your friend chucked from the three-point line with one arm because he is too weak to get it there with normal form.
Jack: Dang, did you see that kid hook shot that ball?

Kaitlyn: Yeah, he sucks... Can't ball to save his life.
by The_Tru_Baller March 8, 2016
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Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.
Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?
by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022
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Hooke

A legendary word from a legendary man. Some would say he's hooke, very hooke.
Much hooke!
When listening to "Your Beautiful" Danny said Much Hooke.
by Much Hooke November 16, 2017
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hook a bitch

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."
by GateHearing August 18, 2009
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hooke

A way of saying okay in a relaxed, informal manner in your friend group.
"I'll see you later" "Hooke"
by anonymous June 27, 2023
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