Hooked

Steal

A maid hooked a dress belonging to her mistress.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

by Sexydimma January 21, 2012

hook

A slang term referring to a person’s sense of style. Similar to something being “on fleek”.

“Bro, have you met the new kid?”
“Boi’s got so much hook!”

by It doesn’t matter May 29, 2018

off the hook

“Off the Hook” is slang for something crazy good, exciting, or wild; it can also mean being free from trouble or responsibility.

“That SuperBowl party was off the hook!”

by phoebebiancaaa September 10, 2025

Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in

Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it

by Rbrowne February 17, 2022

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.

C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !

by Tuesday Valentine September 7, 2008