hammerschmitt

people who love beer and will beat the shit out of the person who does not.

Frank rizzo

by Joespeh Rinkle August 12, 2006

hammerhead

when a man is inappropriate with a woman during sex (shits on her, punches her, hits her, etc.), and the disgruntled woman whips out a hammer and smacks him in the fucking face until he is dead. then she takes his money and runs away. then she blames it on self defense, or just has sex with the policemen to get away with it.

tenzin tried to give me an alabama hotpocket, so i took out my trusty hammer and hammerheaded his sorry ass. now he is dead. muahahaha.

by lhamo_is_zema December 7, 2009

hammerschmitt

people who love beer and will beat the piss out of someone who doesn't.

by Joespeh Rinkle August 12, 2006

hammer toss

For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.

Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.

by Hammertoss May 30, 2008

Hammen

noun, descriptive term used to express somethings awesomeness.

Smella Camille is so Hammen, I wish I could be like her...

by brellac: May 15, 2010

Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.

Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.

by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010

hammerhead

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017