Hipster

A hipster is someone that always has something negative to say about the things you like, but will never tell you what they like.

A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..

You never have anything positive to say about the movies I watch. Quit being a fucking hipster.

by panicstep May 01, 2018

Hipster

The most overused pejorative ever.

When I don't like someone, I find someway to brand them a hipster

by Grawrl February 21, 2013

Hipster

A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.

Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster

by weathergirl October 29, 2015

Hipster

Most likely named Ryan. Someone who is always chirping, drinks out of mason jars, his whole identity is based around skating or surfing because it is "So rad dude. The man can't define me."

Watch me kickflip while drinking out of my mason jar. I'm so hipster!

by TheSurfBroski January 19, 2023

Hipster

elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!

ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION

JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.

LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!

ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:

JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!

by cockslap#1bitches June 03, 2016

hipster

Scum of the earth

These hipster kids think they're the shit.. Little do they know the whole world thinks they're fucking losers and would prefer if they would all jump into some deep dark pit and disappear forever.

by hipsterkidfolife_NOT December 18, 2013

hipster

Cool human with hand DRAWn MANGA TATS ON HIPS by GLOW N DARK MAGIC MARKER(S)

They 're hipster--- tats on hips.... matchin even. Cool. Well, this Los Angels county , figures.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn June 08, 2016