- My brother/sister would rather twirl mustache waiting for a friend to phone than drive me anywhere - ugh.
- What a Frappe-tain Hook!
- What a Frappe-tain Hook!
by Blueberry Boat December 29, 2023
Get the frappe-tain hookmug. 
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
Get the craigs-hookmug. by It doesn’t matter May 29, 2018
Get the hookmug. Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021
Get the The captain hookmug. Deactivating the safety latch.
A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works
A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works
by 542561 June 2, 2018
Get the mouse the hookmug. A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.
Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.
Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.
Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.
by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022
Get the Full hook-upmug.