google

A search engine that has no idea of the definition of the word "privacy".

Dude 1: "Hey, isn't Google great?"
Dude 2: "If you want a digital stalker, yeah..."

by SomeDefinitionGuy February 21, 2014

Google

1. Google is a company made famous through its search engine. It also starts and purchases fledgling enterprises which make you say to yourself “Why didn’t I think of that?” to the point that it seems as if they want to gain a natural monopoly over the whole software market.

2. People on webforums rejectingly tell you this company is your friend, and encourages you to ask Google instead of asking them. They apparently don’t know that everyone first and foremost asks Google when looking up any fact. Most people would not even find the forums they look for if it weren’t for Google.

In fact, Google is more than a friend: it is a woman. She is a mother because she seemingly is able to help you with everything. She is a grandmother because she wants to know all about your life. She is a wife because no matter how much you love her sometimes her idiosyncrasies gets on your nerve. She is a concubine because she stays around in the hope that you will eventually give her more. She is a girlfriend because she appreciates things farfetched and dear bought. She is a wench because you must woo her by being, or at least seeming to be, the best. But once you have her love and therefore also jealousy, then, oh, brave man!

Use Google, not “a” search engine, but “the” search engine.

by Likefigure April 30, 2014

Goofed up

Another way of saying i fucked up. (another way of saying: you done goofed)

1. Susan(drops box) Bob you done goofed.
2. Bob(drops box):i goofed up.

by KINGJ345 October 16, 2014

google : zerg rush

when typed on google, google will eat the page and it'll say when it's finished eating with 0's G G

" why did google eat the page?"
" google : zerg rush"

by mknkn July 1, 2014

nerd goffles

sexy hipster glasses, commonly worn by attractive australian females.

OMG! her nerd goffles are so sexy!

by goffle wearer September 11, 2011

u dun goofed

When you really mess up

*playing Dark Souls* aw man I died!
*man comes in* u dun goofed

by oolcooldude December 19, 2016

Google oh

A word that seems to be a reasonable combination of letters in terms of spelling and pronunciation, but when subjected to a Google search does not match any documents.

I like "doqublog" as the title of my web page because it is a google oh.

by Admiralllll DQ January 7, 2009