Grapefruit

A genre of smut that is more intense than lemon. That’s right, the KINKY shit. BDSM, vore, fetishes, whatever weird shit you think of, it exists. Lemon is child’s play compared to grapefruit.

“Yo dude last night I was reading some grapefruit.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”

by alternativeaster June 13, 2022

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Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

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Grape Juice

The 3rd track from Harry's House by MR HARRY STYLES. What a masterpiece he's made.

All the love.

"have you listened to Grape Juice by Harry styles?"

"yes Its bloody nice. WELL THATS BLOODY LOVELY"

by ilove.youlou June 19, 2022

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Grape Gaming

A person with a big heart. If you know someone who uses this username you are really lucky, they are a great friend and will always accept you, cherish you and care for you like family.

Grape gaming is a legend

by Itz_pugs June 25, 2022

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Determine how good ur doing in school, and it’s recommended to keep this high. If it drops too low, u will enter an unskippable cutscene. A mysterious entity called “ur mom” will enter the room with a belt has a weapon of choice. If this happens, may god save ur soul.

If ur Asian stay at an A or high B
If ur American, shit go for a D
If ur Indian, stay at B or higher
For all other races, go for a C or higher

Me: “Ah Shit My Grades Are Low.”
Friend: “Good Luck, Comrade. You Will Need It.”
Me: *Comes Home*
Mom: “Lemme See Your Grades”
Me: *Shows Grades*
Mom: “So You Have Chosen DEATH”

by EDP_TheOneWithEverySTD August 31, 2022

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