A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
Get the Glass Closetmug. The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
Or someone who needs to be glass rodded
Or someone who needs to be glass rodded
by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025
Get the Glass roddedmug. by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015
Get the Glasses Malonemug. A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
Get the Glass Closetmug. a person so sick and tired of his/her life and sick and tired of what's holding them down that he/she decides to do something about it and "break" what's holding them whether the action was good or bad irreversible or not.
Steve:I heard Jared is a glass breaker.
James:oh yeah what did he do?
Steve:he beat the shit out of Micheal his blackmailing probation officer.
James:yeah... Michael was a dick
James:oh yeah what did he do?
Steve:he beat the shit out of Micheal his blackmailing probation officer.
James:yeah... Michael was a dick
by Choral gold February 24, 2021
Get the Glass Breakermug. Honestly sad glass is used to define something/someone who is swag. People often times use this in reference to one of the best bungou stray dogs cosplayers there is. He is a very kind friendly and respectful person. He stays true to what he likes and dosent stray because of some dumb ass opinions.
Sad glass is an amazing person.
Sad glass is an amazing person.
by LemonBoy.59 July 17, 2021
Get the Sad glassmug. by Tbonedork November 11, 2017
Get the Russell glassmug.