Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

Toxic Girlfriend

A girlfriend who constantly starts an argument with her boyfriend, gets jealous quickly, tries to make you mad, etc. She tells you not to do something but she does it, She makes jokes that make you mad, She talks to other guys, She is very jealous.

Gf: Who was that girl you were talking to earlier?
Bf: My friend
Gf: Who?
Bf: (her name)
Gf: (gets mad, catches an attitude)
Bf: But don’t you have a boy best friend? Why are you mad? Your a toxic girlfriend.

by Elsey Niki March 22, 2024

Kiss your girlfriend day

17th november, national KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!!! Even if you haven’t kissed yet, grab her face and smooch her

«Eyo Noah Alexander, it’s national kiss your girlfriend day, go kiss Leah!»

by EmsiPemsi November 17, 2023

Best Girlfriend

Otherwise an Emily. Someone charming, sweet, and funny, who always has your back.

Damn that Emily is the sweetest in the world. She must be the best girlfriend.

by Texasrenamedtekas July 29, 2022

girlfriend

girlfriend is a object you waste your money and time on

choccy: do u have a girlfriend
tea: no im gay

by TIEN LUU June 10, 2021

girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

blasian girlfriend

something I want :( AND NOT TO FETISHIZE

Mom: Nick, is this your blasian girlfriend?
Nick: Mom wtf.

by m4rsh4llsx3 April 11, 2023