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end of the night surhoff

a blowjob at the end of a date. Named after former major league baseball player B.J. Surhoff
Dude, what did you guys do when you got back to her place? Did you get an end of the night surhoff?
by JPhillips March 7, 2008
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Means something so great or stupid that it should change the world
Urban dictionary is the little magic to end the world
by PikaboyMOD February 5, 2022
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
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witchy ends

When the bottom parts of ones hair (typically long and wavy) become dry, dehydrated and/or grass-like texture after repeated dying and/or poor grooming habits.
Did Awni dye her hair again? Oof— and straightened it? AND used cheap drug store hairspray?! You know she’s gonna have witchy ends.
by AwniOoni September 17, 2021
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Longa ending

Similar to a long ending, but the note is marked with text indicating a longa this is usually held out longer
There is a longa ending there so when you play yet, make sure you held it for longer
by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023
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Agat gansinmahed ende wongo

"Agat gansinmahed ende wongo" is the strange first line of a popular song from a band called "The Umbrell0rs". It means something like "in my anus lies fire".
"Ehy Nadj0r, agat gansinmahed ende wongo!" — "Ohaaaa Tschinne, toktume tschinne! May I lick yer Tellernippel and then your ass???"
by gollomosh January 17, 2024
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the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024
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