Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020

doing the italian

The action of eating someone out, like if they are eating pasta.

Slut 1: Yo, I heard that Marco was doing the Italian on you.
Slut 2: Yeah, it was amazing he ate me like pasta.

by Daddy_Boi June 4, 2018

do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

by and2 October 27, 2012

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022

wamma-do

an term used for when you are about to do something, your telling someone your going to do something.

hey you know wamma-do, imma gonna go.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

Doing a Sandra

The act of not turning up, or being late, to a lesson. Often followed up with such claims as "It was really icy" or "I was in York at the time." In order for one to perform a classic Sandra, one must not arrive at all to the lesson. For added results, one mustn't respond to emails from students asking about their whereabouts.

**Entire class waiting outside 308**

Person 1: "Guys the lesson was supposed to start 15 hours ago, do you reckon Sandra is in?"

Person 2: "Nah mate shes probably doing a Sandra."

by EpicPooPlay February 11, 2019