Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017

Assignment Dancing

The little dance a student performs whilst doing an assignment. This is usually associated with assignments that the student does not wish to do but has to, or assignments being completed whilst listening to music; or both.

The dance often contains little head bobs and elbow movements.

"I can't stop assignment dancing, it must be because economics is so boring!"

by Ausadian August 23, 2009

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

Dancing Potato

Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops

BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT

Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato

by TurtleNugget912 March 2, 2020

Brownie dance

When a brownie gets chucked across the room,africans start dancing.

Person:Hey do you know what the brownie dance is?

Boomer:no you little commie

Person 1:Its when africans dance to brownies!

by Xxxnippleeater69xxX January 10, 2020

Morrisons dancing

This is Morris dancing performed in a particular British supermarket, namely Morrison's.

Did you see those people Morrisons dancing by the deli counter?

by Little Computer Nerd November 25, 2011

The Motorway Dance

Where you pass another car and notice someone fit inside.

Once passed you move back into the same lane and casually allow your speed to reduce, enough for them to then overtake.

Once they complete the manoeuvre, you then retake said car. This is now a motorway dance and can continue to amuse both participants until you journeys diverge.

I saw a fittie driving on the motorway the other day and we did the motorway dance until the next services where u got their number.

by Northern1000 July 9, 2022