dank pocket

Anus

I shoved that can of monster so far into his dank pocket that I was drinking it out of his mouth.

by wnigwigga November 24, 2014

Dank God

Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.

Woah Dank God finally came out!

by balallal February 1, 2021

dank moochie

a dank (moist) man coochie.

friend 1: did u see that guy he's totally got a dank moochie
friend 2: ew totally.

by dank moochie November 30, 2020

Yank my Dank

The act of yanking ones dank implies he is is pulling on his penis

I cant yank my dank because its no nut november

by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018

Dank Meme

A term used by 12-15 y/o virgin boys. Usually describes a picture that shows humorous content that is only understandable by Teens

Son: Hey Mom! Look at this Dank meme!
Mom: Why can't you just get laid already.

by ForeverChad July 4, 2018

as dank as a doodlestick

extremely good looking

Damn, Michael, You are as dank as a doodlestick

by lolipopbuttchickenavacadofart November 19, 2017

dank

THE best word ever, to replace "fuck"

"That's danking fabulous"- T-man

by A-lad June 11, 2008