cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross the canal

HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS

IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son

by CTCDOPEHEAD October 13, 2022

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

star-crossed exes

The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.

“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)

by Trian December 29, 2023

sharty on the cross

for when someone is garaging ur vibe and u gotta reference that time sharty got crucified

“yo dawg ur fit is trash”

“don’t put my sharty on the cross like that man”

“you’re right i’m sorry you’re actually very swag”

by sharty (on the cross) December 13, 2023

cross bar

the never let me down handy 4 way lug nut wrench jot down in history as one of the most convenient on the go tools invented for quick car repairs since the day it was invented.

who invented the cross bar?
Bob jones spanner

by 2lowkJ May 22, 2023

cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something

"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)

by goldenkiwi January 21, 2017