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Covid

This guy got me home all day {and I'm not mad}
Extroverts: uhhh I hate how covid is ruining my life

Me : umm I'm not mad
by Thatgirliepop January 31, 2023
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Covidable

Having the ability to catch covid due to a lack of commonsense in normal daily activities.
The man was deemed covidable because he wore fury flops to walmart.
by wordenterer September 1, 2020
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Covid Worshiper

An individual who has an irrational fear/obsession with Covid-19 a virus with a 99% survival rate. These folks usually wear masks 24/7 & in some cases gloves. They become very hostile when they observe others not wearing masks or social distancing. Covid Worshiper have been known to lecture, yell, scream and harass others who do not share their irrational fear.

They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshiper have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshipers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.

These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshiper.
1. The cashier was such a Covid Worshiper she was getting upset because the customers nose was not covered.

2. Mark was such a Covid Worshiper he always ran in the opposite direction of unmasked people.

3. Trader Joe's was known to be run by Covid Worshipers as they forced their customers to wait outside, masked up and spaced out more than six feet. They also get very upset, kicking out customers for not covering their noses.
by Mr Zionist April 11, 2021
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Covidating

Form of planning a date during the COVID19 2020 Pandemic. Sexual encounters during covid times.
dad: how did you and mom meet?
dad: we were covidating back in the day!
by theultimateairbender May 25, 2020
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it's giving covid

when something or someone doing something resembles a trend from 2020/2021. oftentimes something cringe or outdated.
person A is watching sofia the first while drinking whipped (dalgona) coffee.
person B: you still make that drink?
person A: yeah it's good.
person B: it's giving covid.
by len_ny December 23, 2023
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Asymptomatic COVID

Carrying infection (the COVID virus) without symptoms of illness.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are asymptomatic COVID carrier.

ME: Whaat, bruh? Naw, I feel good! I ain’t infected! What am I infected with?
DOCTOR: COVID, the test was for COVID. You are infected. With the COVID virus.

ME: That’s some bullshit! That ain’t me! I’m good, baby! 100% Beastmode!!
DOCTOR: Sorry sir, but the tests are accurate. You are an asymptomatic COVID carrier and you are at risk of infecting others.

ME: you ain't hearing me? Beast-fuckin’-Mode!

DOCTOR: You’ll need to quarantine yourself and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the spread of COVID.
ME: Quara-what? Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! You want me to die? Thought you was a doctor?!
DOCTOR: MmmKay. Sir. If I may...?

1) stop being a little bitch.

2) think about others you might infect.

3) wear your fucking mask, you bitchass fucktard.

4) Where my copay at, son???

ME: It’s just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati)…fucking masks…
DOCTOR: Oh, and the mask covers you mouth AND YOUR NOSE. Because the COVID virus is up in your nose. So cover your fucking nose, Captain Beastmode. Stethoscope droppppp!!
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
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Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.
Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.
by Randi Newton October 11, 2020
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