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mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"
by bindy havanah December 23, 2008
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exotic cow dancer

exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.
"Mommy, Mommy! Can we have an exotic cow dancer for my birthday party?"
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023
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milking the legless cow

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking
by i gotta dog May 8, 2017
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Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
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poking the angry cow

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.
by lookarobot April 18, 2010
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Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.
Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!
by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022
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Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.
"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."
by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023
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