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booty clown

A woman with extra silicone injected in her lips and buttocks who applies copius amounts of makeup and wears two piece matching sweatsuits with Addidas flip-flops. Often seeing berating nail salon workers so they can get a discount.
The booty clown snapped her fingers in Cheng's face because her nail chipped on the tab of her Monster just two hours after he worked on her.
by doonkune April 20, 2019
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pratfall clown

When a person gets too angry about small little things and gets so mad they end up making themselves look like an idiot rather than making the targeted person look like an idiot.
Look at that pratfall clown, his argument is comprised of him yelling random obscenities rather than addressing the issue. He's raging yet not getting anywhere. He isn't making a point, he's simply spewing obscenities and falling over in his own rage. He's saying things with such low amounts of effort that they are making him look worse rather than bettering his case and argument.
by ungkyan shanden June 30, 2020
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Brown Clown

A mischievous prank In which one shits in a towel and throws it into the victim's dryer on the high heat setting. The dried shit-towel will have the appearance of a brown faced clown having used it to wipe the brown face paint off, and the odor will be horrendous
Julie was unimpressed with my collection of memes. So, I sought out my revenge by shitting in her Egyptian cotton towels, threw it in her dyer, and set it on sanitize. Enjoy the brown clown, Julie. You old bitch.
by B-Muff October 19, 2017
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Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.
Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.
by DestroFace May 17, 2017
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Sad Clown

when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.
How was your date with Mary, I made her a sad clown.
by Pep per ment butler April 22, 2016
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red clown

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns
I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!
by Sugarnay August 10, 2016
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Ask clown

This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".

It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.
As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.

He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.
by BAMF613 February 24, 2019
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