Djiboutian bus driver

A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.

"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"

by n00bfragger October 22, 2013

English Bus

When a person, generally female, has two penises inserted into her at the same time, in the same orifice.

This term derives from the well known English mode of transportation: the double-decker bus. Best said in a slight English accent - "The Double-dicker".

"Me and my mate, Johnny, last night, we had this loose chick and we gave her the ol' English bus."

by Stu-pid-as June 6, 2017

Short Bus

People who are retarded.

Peter, you're a short bus

by BagelBoy29 May 13, 2019

ON DA BUS

1. to acknowledge that you agree with someone

2. to appreciate someone

Yancy: Did you see Brent with that girl the other day?
Kevin: Na. Sure didn't.
Yancy: Well...that dude on da bus!

Carl hit his first homerun, he on da bus now.

by CLAY B January 11, 2008

Souped Up Short Bus

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.

1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

twinkie bus

noun: A smaller than standard school bus generally used to transport students with mental and/or physical disabilities. "Twinkie" derives from the color of the bus (yellow) as well as the size of the vehicle (small). Also known as short bus or retard rocket.

"You better watch it, Jimmy, or you're going to be riding the twinkie bus to school before you know it.

by Spesh October 7, 2004

blue bus

Someone wrote that this is "a bus in which retards travel". In the song "The end" by The Doors, Jim Morrison chants that "the blue bus is calling us", and later "meet me in the back of the blue bus".

Maybe this is symbolizes a state of insanity, as in "come on, lets leave our sanity behind and go crazy together"? This makes some sense in the light of the rest of the lyrics and Jim Morrison`s lyrics and poetry in general.

the blue bus is calling us,
meet me in the back of the blue bus

by Psychotic_Illusion January 15, 2008