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eskimo beard

When you cum on your friend/partners chin,upperlip,sides,etc. and in the morning when they wake up it leaves a dry crusty white beard(fun for sleepover with friends, or just weird fedish sex)
At ryans birthday party i gave jason an eskimo beard.
by Iffland October 20, 2008
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Weirdo Mc Beardo

someone who being seriously weird in a funny way
yo, dont put ketchup on your pizza you Weirdo Mc Beardo
by KrysKrys July 23, 2008
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wizard's beard

The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.
After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.

Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!
by sweetrac August 11, 2011
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beady

meaning cute and/or cute and little
gurl 1: OMG!! Look at that girl!! Her outfit is soooo beady!!
gurl 2: I know!! i mean, look at those jeans, those must have cost her a fortune!!
by A dog November 15, 2007
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Leg Beard

When a woman stops shaving, and her leg hair grows in to its natural state.
Did you see that girl at the swim meet? She had leg beards.

by syd.is.syd January 4, 2012
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green beard

Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.

Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.

see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill

Synonym: "yeah, right!"
Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.

Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd
by Rize December 15, 2003
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bearded triangle

by georgie and amy March 4, 2009
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