River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014

river ocean

It is the river over there >>>>>.

The river ocean is east.

by ......_ June 9, 2022

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

rivers cuomo

fucking loser

lee : “hey man do you know rivers cuomo”
victor : “im gonna fucking rip his limbs off”

by namefkfkfjkfkdkfjkdmcmdmc January 1, 2024

River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.

“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022