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get on the ball

The expression "get on the ball" is a phrase that was commonly used in the Ottawa Valley, Canada to mean "get with it". A local derivation often used was "get on the ball or get on the bus..." meaning "get with it" or "get out of here".
Get on the ball man; that happened last week!
by SRFdeGriffintown March 9, 2018
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ball raiding

v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."

n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.
Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.

Rutherford: No way!

Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

Rutherford: Shit!
by Aaron Johanson December 9, 2008
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ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.
Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.
by Ebeau August 20, 2017
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Wiener Balls

Describes something that is absolutely amazing or wonderful and brings loads of joy.
“Hey have you heard the new Travis Scott album?”
“Yeah it was the god damn wiener balls!”
by stupidgoofybastard October 16, 2020
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choch ball

A male species typically seen wearing a pastel polo shirt with a popped collar, white sunglasses, sporting a fo-hawk, and ripped/faded jeans. This man will also see himself as god's gift to women; little does he know, the only reason girls stare at him is because he is a tool. He may even be observed winking at fine females.
That guy that is trying to get with me is such a choch ball, he has no game!
by Taquita August 14, 2007
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booger balls

A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.

Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
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Tard ball

A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round
Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.
by James Mynott December 3, 2006
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