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Asian Food Truck

When you are fucking a girl and she starts screaming unintelligibly to give it to her harder, but she’s so out of her mind that she just sounds like an Asian lady at a food truck screaming “give me order!”
How was it last night man? You get lucky? Man that girl was a freak, it was a like a stop at the Asian Food Truck.
by Boltesian October 10, 2015
mugGet the Asian Food Truckmug.

Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.
Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!
by peechybliss March 18, 2020
mugGet the Asian-mom zonedmug.

Ugly Asian Guy

There are a lot of them, and you'll find them as frequently as ugly caucasian men, ugly African men, or ugly blue, orange and green men!

Stereotypes and prejudice should not exist anymore.
So shut it.
White guy: Hey look, that is a really ugly Asian guy!

Me: I could say the same of you, buddy.
by TerriGenus November 16, 2010
mugGet the Ugly Asian Guymug.

Asian dick

He has an Asian dick.
by hannam311 October 11, 2018
mugGet the Asian dickmug.

Asian Boner Syndrome

When the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your penis is and creates a small 'boner'. Aptly called 'asian boner syndrome' because asian males have notoriously small dicks.
hey guy, you better check your pants. you appear to have a raging case of asian boner syndrome.
by flomause June 9, 2011
mugGet the Asian Boner Syndromemug.

ESE Asian

You're typical asian that you think of

VietnamESE, ChinESE, JapanESE, KoreanESE ( is that a thing),
Basically what you think you when you say Asian
American: " What kind of ESE Asian are you
Asian person: JUST 'CAUSE I'M ASIAN DOESN'T MEAN I'M FORM CHINA
(No seriously, people need to stop thinking that)
by THE GERD July 2, 2015
mugGet the ESE Asianmug.

White Washed Asian

A golden Oreo. A person of Asian ethnic origin who acts whiter than wonder bread. Often attempts to seem more Asian by using what they perceive to be Asian slang.
“Hey Ted! Want to go get some noodles and bbt?”

“Bbt?”

“Yeah, bubble tea!”

“Man, you’re such a white washed Asian.”
by Fractus September 3, 2018
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