Kinda the man

your cool, but not the coolest thing on the block.

Not the Man, but Kinda the man.

You see that guy back there with no arms? He was kinda the man.

Did you go to Joes party? Hes kinda the man!

by Hazydeth June 13, 2004

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

Pretty man

A man that is pretty, borderline cute but manly.

A kawaii ass MOUNTAIN MAN.
A guy that got muscles but likes to bake

‘You see that pretty man over there?’
‘You’re such a pretty man.’

by Thidawg October 21, 2019

Tuft Man

A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.

Me: Dude look it's tuft man!
Viktor: He's wants your D man he's moving up next to you!!

by kpally November 8, 2011

Dana’s Man

Dana’s Man is a man free of past relationships, has no hang ups, no issues, and is without hinder or distraction. Dana’s Man has a peacefulness inside of him knowing that the love being given / received is pure love......A present pure love that is unencumbered, carefree, and without question. Dana’s Man is getting love from Dana that he could only previously read about. Dana’s Man (showered by Dana’s commitment and Pure love) knows what gift he is being bestowed and he is thankful. He can only appreciate this gift. The only way to show this appreciation is to give himself to her 100% no lies, no games, no half ass stupidness. He is all in and wants to build this love deeper and greater. Dana’s Man knows he is Dana’s soulmate and wants to make sure each day is celebrated as such. Dana’s Man loves her just as much as she loves him.

Yes I am Dana’s Man and I feel complete! I knew we could love each other right but now that I am Dana’s man I know she is my soulmate.

by Jstori February 13, 2021

Man's death

Any death wherein the extravagant circumstance elevates (by means of awesome and/or excess) to such an extent that nearly all men would deem acceptable for them self.

The Herald of the Zombie Apocalypse lifted a single finger pointed directly at Eric as the city's remnants began to swirl in a massive whirlpool of earth, glass, and gravel. Through the we could not see him as the torrent collapsed where he had stood, Matt mouthed a prayer-like whisper in quiet regard,

"A Man's Death."

It is unknown if he was viewed as a possible threat or was simply an illustration of malice for the dark times to come.

by Yasu2 April 13, 2009

Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination March 3, 2016