by Dalton H October 20, 2006
Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?
by HannahxCore July 16, 2006
When the person you use the insult on is bad at wearing shoes™ but weather they are bad at wearing shoes can only be judged by an official shoe wearing judger and these can only be appointed by the CEO, founder and revolutionary of your bad at wearing shoes™ - JT and what he says goes. Use this insult with caution as it can lead to depression and suicide as it is such a destructive insult but if used inpropererly can end in a law suit by the recipient of the insult
Hey (insert name) you fatty your bad at wearing shoes
"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"
"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"
by Bobby mcbobbingtons January 02, 2019
Dina: I've decided to join the judicial executive board.
Taris: I'll piss on your shoes!!!
Dina: (confused)
Taris: I'll piss on your shoes!!!
Dina: (confused)
by tashie_1234 April 28, 2008
References the generation following X that considers any footwear other than flip flops cages for feet.
I asked Tommy to remove his feet from the coffee table, and that multislacking, Gen y wear shoes 'spoda threw his flip flop at me.
by fundman October 15, 2007
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by The great Scott W April 06, 2017