Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

by MM132 September 9, 2019

dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

by mosley88 December 3, 2019

Dead horse

A UTuber who hasn't been active for at least two years.

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is now a dead horse.

by KnorrGuy July 29, 2021

Dead Mis

When a plan isn’t a good idea.

Friends: Let’s go to field of screams!
Me: Dead mis, I don’t want to die.

by J Orr December 1, 2018

Reddit is dead

Reddit is fucking gone

Reddit is dead

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Dead Sled

(n.) A car, usually a muscle or vintage car, that has been stanced, or lowered, to the extent that the chassis is too close to the ground to see under it. These vehicles are known as dead sleds due to their tendency to break apart and die on any but the flattest, smoothest roads.

Marty thought his dead sled was pretty cool until he bottomed it out going over a speed bump.

by Heavy Pootis Guy March 9, 2014

Dead Stranger

Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.

He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.

by Silly Chilly Willy May 26, 2020