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crotch slap

When your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.
*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014
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Venom Slap

When you are cumming after finishing intercourse you ejaculate on your hand. Then after you cum in your hand you slap your mistress she will then have one side of her face covered in cum.
Last nite I venom Slapped my girlfriend for the funn of it, for some reason she was really turned on by it.
by TheVenomSpitter July 8, 2011
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Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
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Sensai-Slap

To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.
"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
by toastanddogs October 14, 2015
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slapping beaver

When the loose portions (lips) of a womans vagina slap/clap when vigorously jumping up and down.
The dancer on the full nude strip bar stage had a severe case of slapping beaver.
by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016
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Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.
by Learninator June 5, 2019
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pp slapping

Slapping a girl (or man this is quality people) with your pp
Girl: Yes baby mmm~ slap me with your pp mm~

Boy: *Continues pp slapping the girl*
by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 9, 2019
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