*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014
Get the crotch slapmug. When you are cumming after finishing intercourse you ejaculate on your hand. Then after you cum in your hand you slap your mistress she will then have one side of her face covered in cum.
Last nite I venom Slapped my girlfriend for the funn of it, for some reason she was really turned on by it.
by TheVenomSpitter July 8, 2011
Get the Venom Slapmug. Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
Get the Jack-slapmug. To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.
"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
by toastanddogs October 14, 2015
Get the Sensai-Slapmug. by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016
Get the slapping beavermug. Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
by Learninator June 5, 2019
Get the Ham Slapmug. by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 9, 2019
Get the pp slappingmug.