To lick my dick. same meaning as lick a dick. An insulting way to reply to another's useless opinion. To give someone head as an insult
by ellick November 19, 2009

When you get your Dick "stepped-on", someone has Stopped you
from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.
It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".
from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.
It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".
Joe: "Hey Fred. Chris is selling me his car for $50 bucks. But I need to wait til tomorrow,
when I get the money.
(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).
Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"
*** Another example:
Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.
So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.
So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."
(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up
dating someone Else) !
Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn
doesn't like me either. :/ "
Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.
when I get the money.
(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).
Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"
*** Another example:
Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.
So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.
So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."
(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up
dating someone Else) !
Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn
doesn't like me either. :/ "
Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.
by JoeBloh July 24, 2014

When a well endowed guy puts his shaft half in a chick then grabs the half that is outside and swirls it in a manner similar to whisking the contents of a bowl. The whisk-e-dick is so effective she will do anything you want after she repeatedly cums, its like mind control with your penis
After I took Cinnamon home from the strip club and gave her the ole' whisk-e-dick I had her bake me some brownies
by Obiareus August 19, 2014

by jamieboy34 October 5, 2020

Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.
Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.
Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.
by autumnnips May 4, 2014

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

by Deadpuppirs September 17, 2019
