Have a head on my shoulders

You have a head on your shoulders if you don't do anything stupid.

Cop: The other rooms are dirty, but your is ok.
Girl: I have a head on my shoulders.
Cop: I can see that.

by FerryCZ December 15, 2009

Take My Talents To South Beach

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.

LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.

by sad clevelander July 10, 2010

black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV

dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?

by lolz_burger December 13, 2012

That's my name, don't wear it out.

This phrase has two meanings; the first is that you're mother gave you a badass name as a baby and you've grown up with an immense ego about it, so you don't want people to ruin it with their nasty voices. The other meaning is that you don't care about people so you avoid them bugging you, by saying this phrase.

For example if your name is Candi Corona, you have all the right in the world to say "That's my name, don't wear it out.

by Miss Crown June 16, 2012

Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.

If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.

by oxenteam February 20, 2011

I Set My Friends On Fire

I Set My Friends On Fire is a beast Screamo band from Miami Florida. The band formed in 2007 and the members include Matt Mehana (Vocals/Screams) and Chris Lent (Drums). Nabil Moo (Guitar, Bass, Vocals) was a former member who left then recently directed one of their music videos. Weird, I know. ISMFOF is currently touring with replacements for Nabil but are not yet part of the permanent lineup.

Albums Include:

"You Cant Spell Slaughter Without Laughter"

Songs to check out from this album:

Things That Rhyme With Orange

But The Nuns Are Watching

Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos (Best one in my opinion)

"Astral Rejection"

Songs to check out from this album:

It Comes Naturally

Excite Dyke

Astral Rejection

Oh, and by the way, these guys are AWESOME live! I recommend you guys go see them ASAP before Matt fucks up on something (hes a junkie).

Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 1: DUDE FUCK YEAH ITS SO DOPE!! I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE FOREVER!!!

Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 2: Yes I did, and im actually very disappointed.

by GuppyIsAFish July 29, 2011

do you catch my drift

do you understand the words that are comming out of my mouth?

So her momma steps in and things got out of control... do you catch my drift?

by Teller July 30, 2008