by fannyblaster3000 October 15, 2021
Get the La Brea Tar Shits mug.You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
by Cal_bill November 27, 2021
Get the shit on your friend day mug.A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."
I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.
by Theretheir April 20, 2017
Get the get your shit in line mug.An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
by Atromi March 11, 2009
Get the Shit Eating Ass Goblin mug.Misspelling of Xbox. If anything's shitty, its the PS2. Xbox is commonly made fun of by PS2 fanboys and ignornt GC fans that don't own an Xbox (GC and Xbox are the two console for gaming happiness).
Shit-Box is what i `called my xbox for a while because it was slow, but then i saw how SLOW the PS2 loaded and started calling the Xbox by its real name
by chrisguy November 17, 2004
Get the Shit-Box (X-Box) mug.(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.
by Lambnesio September 17, 2008
Get the fuck your shit up mug.anal dip shit means that u r and anal (ass hole) and a dip shit at that same time
(there is no point of saying it just say dip shit
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by daniel May 13, 2005
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