picking up a pound of beef

wanking it, jerking it, beating it.

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef

by volcom186 November 5, 2003

eight straights of fucked up

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you

a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH

by eight straights September 21, 2005

pum pum turn up

Pum pum turn up is a Jamaican term for "Pussy turned up"
Meaning the female sexual organ has been stimulated and is 'turned on'

Or can mean her sexual organ is sweet or feels good

Eg. "Da gal dey pum pum turn up"

or

"E pum pum turn rite up, she hah no stress fuh get a man"

by SmokezeWeedeveryday May 5, 2014

boss up your life

Go do something with yourself

Rasheika told Gina: "boss up your life," after Gina commented on Rasheika's Instagram picture.

by Gcappp November 30, 2013

Shove it up your ass

To forcibly insert an object into your anus

"Take your lifeline exercise card and shove it up your ass!"

by drploppy November 16, 2020

Cheer Up Emo Kid

A hilarious webcomic satire on dark and emo-esque topics. Usually involves lots of gore.

Guy 1: whatcha doin?

Guy 2: just looking at some cheer up emo kid

Guy 1: I love that webcomic!

by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

fucked up shit

something is screwed up real bad

do this homework is fucked up shit

by yolanda anderson January 4, 2008